What happened to episode 9? Who knows. It was a good one, though.
This week kicks off with one hell of an opener: a man and woman having nonstop sex in a variety of creative positions while her husband is away. The kicker? He’s Jesus – literally. The disciples stop by and whisk him away (“Judas is meeting us with the donkeys!”) after he gives a vague story about healing this sick woman, but one of his crew spies the clothes on the floor and knows what really went down. Jesus is a slut.